Flirtin' With Desaster

(álbum: Kings Of Beer - 2000)

Flirting with desaster, flirting
Butt mayonaise
Flirting with desaster, flirting
It seems it's not my day
Flirting with desaster, flirting
I passed some glass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
And blue chunks out my ass

I drank lots of apple wine last night
And now my bowels, they don't feel so right
Wet fart! something don't feel right
Wet fart! soiled my pants tonight

Flirting with desaster, flirting
Butt mayonaise
Flirting with desaster, flirting
It seems it's not my day
Flirting with desaster, flirting
I passed some glass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
And blue chunks out my ass

Lack of control, what else can I say?
My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
Wet fart! no reason or rhyme
Wet fart! dinglberry time

Flirting with desaster, flirting
Butt mayonaise
Flirting with desaster, flirting
It seems it's not my day
Flirting with desaster, flirting
I passed some glass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
And blue chunks out my ass

Flirting with desaster, flirting
Butt mayonaise
Flirting with desaster, flirting
It seems it's not my day
Flirting with desaster, flirting
I passed some glass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
And blue chunks out my ass

Now I lessen for you all to hear
Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear
Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed
Wet fart! You just might be next

Flirting with desaster, flirting
Butt mayonaise
Flirting with desaster, flirting
It seems it's not my day
Flirting with desaster, flirting
I passed some glass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
And blue chunks out my ass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
Butt mayonaise
Flirting with desaster, flirting
It seems it's not my day
Flirting with desaster, flirting
I passed some glass
Flirting with desaster, flirting
And blue chunks out my ass