She's A Worky Ticket

(álbum: Episode XIII - 2019)

She's a little worky ticket
I bought her a King cone and she wouldn't lick it
She wanted the chocolate one
But when I got there they'd all gone

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Yeah she's a worky ticket
Everywhere we go
Worky ticket
Leaves me standing in the rain and freezing in the snow
Worky ticket
Everywhere we go
Worky ticket, worky ticket

Sent me up the pub for 20 L&B
But when I got back all she did was yell at me
She was sitting watching Charles Dickens on the box
What's that funny smell ya better go and wash yer socks
I couldn't bear it, could not take it any more
Grabbed me coat and me hat and slipped out of the door

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She's a little worky ticket
I bought her a watch and she wouldn't fit it
I fixed it myself, now it's smashed upon the shelf
It doesn't fit, never mind...

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