Brown Christmas

(álbum: Old Songs From Youtube That Weren't On Streaming Services Until Now - 2020)

I don't give a fuck how much swagger you have
I'm sick of hearing that fucking word
I stay on this dumb shit
And it's my dumb shit
Yeah, yo

Big Wax straight shitting on your Christmas
The illest motherfucker in the business who's not in the business
Been doing this since your existence
Was merely your dad looking at your mom from a distance
You little squirts are the worst
You're better than me? Learn to rap to a beat first
It's called flowing, not talking, G
And if you hate me so much then why you online stalking me?
Y'all haters got a lot of free time
And you sure spend a lot of it watching me rhyme
Sending long ass messages to tell me I suck
I swear some of y'all are dirty old men that wanna fuck, man
Ten years older than David Hasselhoff
Last Google search you did was "naked Asher Roth"
Ha ha ha, just a bunch of blah, blah, blah
Yuletide dance, diarrhea cha-cha-cha

I'ma have you whetting your appetite
Your Christmas will not be white
I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flying (Flyin')
Ass hanging over the side in flight
Shitting on every MC in sight
They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah

Ayo, Big Wax chilling, Herbal T's chilling
EOM stays making tracks for the children
Fuck the building, I'm in a damn kiln
When you hot as me you gotta be weather pottery chills in
Fake rappers are like comedy filming
Fake laughter on the track and I just gotta be filled in, like
What's the joke? What's so funny, man?
Is that quote swagger unquote? I don't understand
You play the role so unconvincingly
Step your energy up a lot, better re-up your stock of ginseng seeds
Two thumbs down for your crew of dumb clowns and impostors
No chance of y'all winning Oscars
I do my thing, emphasis on mine
So all my free thinking people, crank this on high
And all you copycat rappers, watch your back, dawg
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a corn-filled crap log

I'ma have you whetting your appetite
Your Christmas will not be white
I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flying (Flyin')
Ass hanging over the side in flight
Shitting on every MC in sight
They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah

Ayo, it feels like I'm sitting on the crapper
All day, every day, shitting on a rapper
It feels like I'm sitting on the crapper
All day, every day, shitting on a rapper
And I'ma shit on your Christmas, fool
I'ma shit on your Christmas
I'ma shit on your Christmas, fool
I'ma shit on your Christmas
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, Big Wax, Herbal T
EOM, who we be
Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out