Crazy Like You

She ain't crazy like you
Hate my friends like you
She don't ruin a Friday night over nothing like you

She don't steal my jacket
Put down my job
Change the radio just to piss me off

When she says she's gonna show up at 7
She don't show up at 11 half drunk
When I ask her who's calling in the middle of the night
She don't say no one

She don't just say "I love you" when I do
I just wish that she could drive me crazy like you

She don't try to be cool
She'd never flirt in front of me at a bar like you

And when I see an old friend
She don't even ask
She ain't so insecure she gotta bring up the past

When she says she's gonna show up at 7
She don't show up at 11 half drunk
When I ask her who's calling in the middle of the night
She don't say no one

She don't just say "I love you" when I do
I just wish that she could drive me crazy like you

When she says she's gonna show up at 7
She don't show up at 11 half drunk
When I ask her who's calling in the middle of the night
She don't say no one

She'd never treat my heart like a souvenir
If she heard I was happy, she'd never show up here
At 3am, thinking it's a given that she's getting back in, mmm...