KEYBOARD WARRIORS

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You think you're so cool
Just 'cuz you have a gun in your profile pic
You wish you were fucking brave enough
To talk about sucking dick

Outdated as a dinosaur
It's time we settle the score
My dick is smaller than yours
And my butt is always sore

I am the king of this basement
My mom serves me on my leather throne
You say I need to mature
I'm 32 kid, I'm basically grown

I am a hunter, and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

Do the curtains match the drapes
Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like bob ross
You fucking punk, you can swallow my junk
And go jump on a dick bitch
I am the boss

My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
Don't make me call my father out
My momma's cooking is also better than your moms
Whatever I want, it's on demand
It's so bomb

Mommy I'm yelling your name
You need to get me something to eat 'cuz your baby is hungry
What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti
I specifically asked for tamales
30 years old and I'm in my parents basement
'Cuz I'm too savvy for working

Fuck

There's no way
I shot you in the face
This dude must be hacking the server

I am a hunter, and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say hey
What do you even want from me
I just want to lose my virginity

You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life
I am actually really big and buff online
I'm definitely not insecure
You only dislike me 'cuz you're immature

Grow up