Skit: R U Happy Now?

(álbum: O!RUL8,2? - 2013)

[Romanized:]

Jungkook: ZZzzz
V: jyaen chae taja maja janya
Rap Monster: myeotsiya myeotsi
Jin: jigeum 6si 30bun jeongdo dwaesseoyo
Jimin: ai jago sipeunde hansumdo motjasseoyo jinjja a
V: uri hyugeso andeul... andeullyeoyo?
Suga: ya 6si 30buninde deullil suga innya ssayaji
Rap Monster: anya deulleoya hae jigeum banggwangi teojilgeotgata
J-Hope: hwajangsil neomu geupae jinjja
Rap Monster: banggwangpokbal jikjeon
J-Hope: akka daegupaenssainhoe ttae hwajangsil motdeullyeoseo jigeum jugeul geot gatda jinjja
Jimin: chamayo chamaya hae
Rap Monster: dadeul banggwang gwaenchana? Are you okay?
Jin: I'm okay
J-Hope: jigeum nokeuhaneungeoya? nae banggwange? nae banggwange wae nokeureul hani a jinjja
Rap Monster: a gwaenchaneunji geomsahago sipeogajigo. naega neonedeurui banggwangeul jomdeo jjolgithage hal mal... itdaga paenssainhoe kkeunnago anmuhaeya dwae
J-Hope: anmu?! eo
Rap Monster: Double double combo
Suga: biteu badasseo?
J-Hope: biteu? biteu wanna? mwo hana hana wa, watginwanneunde
Rap Monster: na deureobwanneunde biteu joa. geunde cheoeum deureul ttaeneun jjolgithage joa geunde. naega igeol dusigan dongan deureotgeodeun? gasaga annawa
V: yeah uh
Jimin: eotteokaeyo
Suga: a gasa sseumyeon sileojinda
V: gwaenchaneundeyo
Jimin: Vya sikkeureo
V: mian
Jungkook: ZZZzz
Jin: geugeoboda jeonggugi ko jom magajumyeon andwaenya?
J-Hope: eo jinjja jyae wae jeoreoke gonya
Rap Monster: jinjja jinjja jeosimjeong da areo himdeulji?
Jin: bureopda eorida
Rap Monster: himdeulgin haji
Jimin: pigonhane jom motjanikka
J-Hope: a geuraedo mwo, himdeureodo ige haengbokangeoaninga?
Rap Monster: geuji... mwo
J-Hope: a! haengbokada
Rap Monster: geunde soljiki jom haengbokaeyo
J-Hope: paendeul boreogaja ait
Rap Monster: geurae eonje ireongeol haengbokaesseo
Suga: yeonseupsaeng ttae kkumkkwo odeonge ireongeojana
Rap Monster: bappeunge haengbokangeoya jinjja
Jimin: dangyeonhajyong
J-Hope: jjangjjang
Suga: ya kkaennya?
Jungkook: eo...hyugesoda
Rap Monster: ireona imma ppalli
Jungkook: ...hyugeso
Rap Monster: hyugeso wanneunde kkaenya
J-Hope: eo eolgul, eolgul bueosseo
V: jyaen tto eolgul bueosseo
Jimin: wanjeon bueosseo

[Korean:]

Jungkook: ZZzzz
V: 쟨 차에 타자 마자 자냐
Rap Monster: 몇시야 몇시
Jin: 지금 6시 30분 정도 됐어요
Jimin: 아이 자고 싶은데 한숨도 못잤어요 진짜 아
V: 우리 휴게소 안들... 안들려요?
Suga: 야 6시 30분인데 들릴 수가 있냐 싸야지
Rap Monster: 아냐 들러야 해 지금 방광이 터질것같아
J-Hope: 화장실 너무 급해 진짜
Rap Monster: 방광폭발 직전
J-Hope: 아까 대구팬싸인회 때 화장실 못들려서 지금 죽을 것 같다 진짜
Jimin: 참아요 참아야 해
Rap Monster: 다들 방광 괜찮아? Are you okay?
Jin: I'm okay
J-Hope: 지금 노크하는거야? 내 방광에? 내 방광에 왜 노크를 하니 아 진짜
Rap Monster: 아 괜찮은지 검사하고 싶어가지고. 내가 너네들의 방광을 좀더 쫄깃하게 할 말... 있다가 팬싸인회 끝나고 안무해야 돼
J-Hope: 안무?! 어
Rap Monster: Double double combo
Suga: 비트 받았어?
J-Hope: 비트? 비트 왔나? 뭐 하나 하나 와, 왔긴왔는데
Rap Monster: 나 들어봤는데 비트 좋아. 근데 처음 들을 때는 쫄깃하게 좋아 근데. 내가 이걸 두시간 동안 들었거든? 가사가 안나와
V: yeah uh
Jimin: 어떡해요
Suga: 아 가사 쓰면 싫어진다
V: 괜찮은데요
Jimin: V야 시끄러
V: 미안
Jungkook: ZZZzz
Jin: 그거보다 정국이 코 좀 막아주면 안돼냐?
J-Hope: 어 진짜 쟤 왜 저렇게 고냐
Rap Monster: 진짜 진짜 저심정 다 알어 힘들지?
Jin: 부럽다 어리다
Rap Monster: 힘들긴 하지
Jimin: 피곤하네 좀 못자니까
J-Hope: 아 그래도 뭐, 힘들어도 이게 행복한거아닌가?
Rap Monster: 그지... 뭐
J-Hope: 아! 행복하다
Rap Monster: 근데 솔직히 좀 행복해요
J-Hope: 팬들 보러가자 아잇
Rap Monster: 그래 언제 이런걸 행복했어
Suga: 연습생 때 꿈꿔 오던게 이런거잖아
Rap Monster: 바쁜게 행복한거야 진짜
Jimin: 당연하죵
J-Hope: 짱짱
Suga: 야 깼냐?
Jungkook: 어...휴게소다
Rap Monster: 일어나 임마 빨리
Jungkook: ...휴게소
Rap Monster: 휴게소 왔는데 깨냐
J-Hope: 어 얼굴, 얼굴 부었어
V: 쟨 또 얼굴 부었어
Jimin: 완전 부었어

[English translation:]

Jungkook: ZZzzz
V: Sleeping as soon as he gets in the car
RM: What time is it, what time is it?
Jin: it's about 6:30 right now
Jimin: I woke up straight away… I really wanted to sleep but couldn't fall asleep
V: Are we going to the rest stop?
Suga: It's 6:30 am, do you think we could go to the rest stop right now?
RM: We have to go to the rest stop; My bladder's going to explode
J-Hope: I really need to go to the bathroom right now
RM: If I don't go right now, it's really going to explode
J-Hope: At the fansign I really needed the bathroom but couldn't go: I thought I was going to die
Jimin: Hold it in. Hold it in
RM: Is everyone's bladder okay? Are you okay?
Jin: I'm okay
J-Hope: Wait, is this being recorded? Wow, this is being recorded?
RM: I want to check to see if this [the recording] is okay. You know, listening to the song makes my bladder tighter. We should just do the choreography at the fansign later
J-Hope: The choreography! Oh
RM: Double double combo
Suga: Hey, did you get it?
J-Hope: The beat? Did it come? Wait, I think it did come but I only heard it from the PD
RM: Good~ It's really nice when you first hear it! I listened to this for two hours but couldn't come up with any lyrics
V: Hey, it's good
Jimin: (to V) Shut up, it's too loud [in here]
V: Sorry
Jin: Before that, can someone please cover Jungkook's nostrils?
RM: Yeah, why does this kid snore so much? I know, he's totally out of it right now...you're tired, right?
Jin: I'm jealous. So young
RM: Yeah, it's really tiring
Jimin: Because we can't sleep
J-Hope: But even though we're tired, aren't we all happy right now?
Jimin: Of course, we're all happy
J-Hope: I'm happy
RM: To be honest, I am happy
J-Hope: I'm happy! Let's go meet our fans
RM: I mean, let's be honest – when will we ever get to do something like this?
Suga: After all, this is what we were dreaming of when we were trainees. We are happy
RM: Are you awake now?
Jungkook: Huh? Hey, it's the rest stop! Rest stop~
RM: (sighs) Waking up when we arrive at the rest stop
Jimin: Your face is so swollen! Look, his face is swollen