Gentleman Of Leisure

I want a job that's not too demanding
Like where you got to do a lot of standing
No way to be an elevator operator
No way a salesman, no way a waiter
'Cause I'm a gentleman
A gentleman of leisure

The classified ads got nothing too appealing
I don't know but I've just got the feeling
It might take a while to find a position
With a pretty secretary and time to do some fishing
'Cause I'm a gentleman
Gentleman of leisure

I'm a gentleman
A gentleman of leisure
Set me in the sun
Gentleman of leisure
Let me take my time
Bet you I can please ya

Forty hour week (Can ya make it thirty?)
No heavy lifting (Get yourself dirty)
Beautiful office (37th floor)
Paintings on the wall (sign on the door saying)
Gentleman of leisure

You know, I look nice in a clean white collar
Take home pay, oh, say a million dollars
I'll keep looking, never say die
Cause somebody somewhere is looking for a guy
Who's a gentleman, a gentleman of leisure

Oh I'm a gentleman, a gentleman of leisure
Set me in the sun
Gentleman of leisure
Let me take my time
Bet you I can please ya

Now I'm not looking for a high tech position
I'm thinking of something more like work on the beach
Oh, ma'am, could I help you put that suntan lotion on your back?
Now we're talking, that's the kind of work I like
Mmm, dog walking, I can do that
Play chess down on Lakeshore Boulevard
Looking good
Yes, I was a lifeguard once