Monster Truck (Don't Touch My)

(álbum: Artificial Intelligence - 2021)

Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover
Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice

You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards
You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard
You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen
You can play with anything, but please don't touch my monster truck
You can play my Fortnite, I know that you love Fortnite
You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spiderman light
You can put your hand on my slap bass (Slap bass)
But if you touch my monster truck, I'll stab you in the face (Bitch)
You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom
You touch my Tonka truck? I couldn't give a fuck
What's the one thing I said? Don't touch my monster truck

If you touch my monster truck
I'll fucking bite you on your arm
And then my mama gonna call your mama and say
"Take your dumbass kid back home"
And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos
You got not Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment
All you got is a marriage on the rocks
And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck

Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck

If you tell anyone at school that I cried
When you t-t-touched my monster truck
I'll tell everyone at school that you got no TV at your house
And you shat yourself (Shat yourself)
My dad could beat up your dad, my dad is John Cena
I'm allowed to drink Coke, you've got a weird weiner
My mum says that your dad is a cuck
But I don't know that word, but I know another word, it's
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
Yeah, don't you touch my

I am a little shit
The kind of kid that you'd like to hit
But you cannot 'cause hitting kids is wrong
So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum in a
(Supermarket) Crowded supermarket
(Crowded supermarket) A crowded supermarket
You take an opportunity while I'm stuck
To kick the shit out of my monster truck

(Yeah)
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
(I know you want to)
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
(Take your dumbass kid back home)
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
(Take your dumbass kid back home)
Kick the shit out of my monster truck