Human Interaction - It's Easy!

Human interaction, it is so easy
Ask them and talk about what they're interested in
Human interaction, it is so easy
Even for you, just ask them what they do

I'm a vet
How many bees do you think that I could fit inside of a Dachshund?
I'm a chef
Broccoli's cool, how many bees do you think that I could fit inside of a Dachshund?
I won a shop
That must be nice, does your shop sell dogs with bees on the inside?
Environmental lawyer
Save the trees, I'd like to own a Dachshund that's full of bees

Human interaction, it is so easy
Ask a question, listen, and then talk about them
Human interaction, it is so easy
Now tell them something that you like but maybe don't mention the

I'm a teacher
You can't put the dogs inside the bees because there's too many bees
I'm a psychologist
Yeah, it's not cruel, because the bees and the dog are friends
I'm a nurse
People genetically engineer their babies but I can't put a single bee inside a dog?
I'm not a cop
It's not actually illegal to talk a-, uh, wait, did you say you're a cop?
I'm not a cop

Human interaction, it is so easy
Maybe stop talking about putting bees in a dog
Human interaction, nobody told me
All you gotta do is find someone as weird as you