One Person Tent

I don't wanna make things weird
But I remember just what you said
And I'm starting to think that you lied to me
When you said you bought a two person tent
It's just not the case
Because your feet are stuck up in my fucking face
I hope you know where the receipt went
For this obviously one person tent

You see sometimes they use a picture of two people
When there's really just room for one
'Cause the people in the picture are very small children
And you are very dumb

I'm sorry that I called you dumb
And I'm sorry that I did it in harmony
To be honest, I'm not that mad
I'm just a little scared of intimacy
I know it was not your intent
Come tomorrow, I will miss the feeling of your nose against my leg
We'll return it in the morning, but tonight we are meant
For this obviously one person tent