Bad Santa

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins
Bells are ringing, children singing
All is merry and bright
Hang your stockings and say your prayers
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight!...

[CHVSE:]
Look
Who the fuck is Santa
My name is Saint Nick
Wrap the presents then I take a day trip
If all these other broads gonna speak the same shit
They can taste the chrome just like a babe with braces
I'll deface their faces if they try to stay near
Run them down with my sleigh of reindeer
Kick their ass and say "Feel the pain dear?"
It's more than likely cause you're just a lame queer
Oh
Yo that's bombs away
You can operate but you're all afraid
If you want the fame you gotta stop the hate
But my song will play on this holiday
But the only gift they going to get for Christmas
Is a mistletoe above my dick and bitches
Gather all the naughty chicks to kiss it
After all I put the dicks in Dixon

[JDAM:]
Merry Christmas I just wanna see the kids
I know they was probably hoping for a gift
I don't think they want to make it on my list
Somebody tell them about Santa's and his bitch
Merry Christmas I just wanna see the kids
I know they was probably wishing for a gift
I don't think they want to make it on my list
Somebody tell them about Santa's and his bitch
Ho

[CHVSE:]
Yo, I'm sick of people singing Jingle Bells
Fuck 'em all I wish them in to Hell
Go and drop the soap up in the single cells
So you can bend over, pick it up, then fuck yourself
Or you love yourself like you forgot your standards
Santa's back and I'm bad with manners
Every rap I spat is full of hate and slander
Cause I've had a past that's filled with rage and anger
There are rappers who are sick and damn my rhythm's really corny
I'll choke them all like women blowing dick up in an orgy
All these screaming bitches found a way to flip the story
But if I die tomorrow then the moral is to mourn me
Sorry, I don't want to feature your song because you're actin all hot like your head isn't on
Yo, I started from the bottom but I spit at the top
So now even with a condom on my shit will be raw, ha

[JDAM:]
Merry Christmas I just wanna see the kids
I know they was probably hoping for a gift
I don't think they want to make it on my list
Somebody tell them about Santa's and his bitch
Ho

[CHVSE:]
Yo, I hope you know I got a broken soul
And this rapping shit is my true love
In a moment though, I'll use a promo code
With a couple broads to get two off
But like home alone
I patrol the zone
And knock their teeth out and their shoes off
But my flows so cold that I froze your nose
Until the fuckers red like it's Rudolf
So move along at your own pace
I'ma knock 'em back into the stone age
You get booed, awful on your own stage
But my lyrics shine like a chrome page
Okay, did you find the reference
I'm a rise to the top like I'm climbing Everest
People say I'm not but I'm kinda generous
Cause I fight for your rights like violent president

[JDAM:]
Merry Christmas I just wanna see the kids
I know they was probably hoping for a gift
I don't think they want to make it on my list
Somebody tell them about Santa's and his bitch
Ho