Jake Paul Diss Track

[Zansation:]
Hi, what's it like to be you?
What's it like to be standing right beside you?
What's it like to be a dirty snake bitch bent over while the internet learns what's inside you?
Crybaby Jake is thirsty for some acid
I know you're acting hard, so you can hide the fact you're flacid
Got mad when Banks took your girl so you had a couple hiccups
Afraid to say the truth, Jakey couldn't get his dick up
Bruce Jenner is now a woman, and yet Jake is still a bigger lady
Tryna be like Slim but you're just way too fucking shady lately
I'm feeling bad for your mom who must admit
She gave birth to the internet's biggest half-witted bitch
You pretend to be the hero in all of your shitty vids
But you lke to be manipulative and play with little kids
Never thought it possible to cause so much extortion
Or make your momma wish she should've accepted your abortion
Taking up all of this murderous shit, like oh my god bitch you stuck
Learning the pinnacle of this bitch, is he just mad he fucked up?
Tell me to try to diss you so I may get some recognition
I'd rather tape my face to a car exhaust and kick on the ignition
You're a fuck boy, you said it yourself so why must I repeat?
Go take your homeboy Erika and pay her to hit the sheets
Cause that's your thing, right you use people and make up dirty lies
You've caused a mass of so much havoc, even Logan cutting ties
Listen a minute to meaning within all the lyrical shit I be spitting cause Jakey definitively is the sight of a boy too busy comparing his dick in a world
Where nobody cares about your gains or shitty hype linguistics
You've got 7 year olds brainwashed to suck all your popsticks

What's it like to be you? What's it like to be famous?
What's it like to be hated more than all in relation?
What's it like to be you? With the issues I've appointed
What's it like to be You-Tube's biggest dissapointment?

[Crypt:]
Yo, fuck Jake Paul, he's a pussy that's soft
A bitch that can't even diss himself without getting lines crossed
But I'm detective Crypt and I'm ripping these bars of yours apart
Imma show you line for line how sorry you really are
You said "Go" 8 times in your 20 second intro
But you only "Get it" twice, where'd the other 6 go?
I guess you're not a go-getter, a goaltender of peace and quiet
And nobody gives a fuck about you "faking your wife"
And more things rhyme with Paul than "all" and "y'all" and "flaws"
You call those bars? I call those awful shaws
That hide the size of your IQ that is nice and small
You're wrong when you say you're chubby, to me that's an insult
You rhymed the same word twice atleast a half a dozen times
That would only work on the line if the predecessor rhymed
But it don't, you don't know how to switch up your flow
Or even establish one with multi-syllable words to bestow
And you slurp more on the track than an icey that's froze
You say you're twenty, but your rhymes examplify a 10 year old
This is what happens when Jake watches 8 Mile for the first time
Thinking he's B-Rabbit so much that he's jacking his lines
Saying "fuck the free world" but that's a fictitional group
Because in real life "free world" means there ain't no communism dude
Do some fucking research before you rap
Stop trying to act like you're from 8 Mile across the tracks
And Max is the man that stood up to your plan
Now you're angry like a little kid but you still did the sin
Yo I'm, spitting and ripping the witt of a menace
I'm flipping the script and I'm slitting your wrists
And I'm flexing to finish him get him with a bit of venom
I'm venomous with a pen, I guess adrenaline benefits
Whatever infamous Animus rift that I spit up in this
A definitive winner will end up with a bit of inner killer while the other is a bitch

[Zansation:]
What's it like to be you? What's it like to be famous?
What's it like to be hated more than all in relation?
What's it like to be you? With the issues I've appointed
What's it like to be You-Tube's biggest dissapointment?