The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock

(álbum: Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. - 2017)

Did not know what it would do
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night then I snuck it in your sock draw
It had funny little eyes, and funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning, I heard a big scream (aaa!)
Did you find the lizard or was it a scary dream
There was a rumbling in your sock draw as you were waking up
It was a lizard and a sock, and they were making love

And you said lizards and socks they should never lay together
But the lizard said 'this is forever, this is forever'
Oh lizard you fool how could a sock ever love you back
'I feel it' said the lizard, 'and that's that'

Well what else could I say
The lizard and the sock
They got married that same day
When the ceremony started we erupted with laughter (ahahaha)
But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after