Last Friday Night

Laptop chargers in my bed
Notifications in my head
Sunlight all up in my room
Better tweet before I'm doomed!
I smell like cats and clothes
I can't wait to check my notes
Nothing better one can do
Re-blog me, I'll re-blog you

Pictures of last night ended up online
They're true... partially
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm one hundred percent sure that it ruled

Yeah!

Who am I kidding?
I was watching videos
Skyping everyone I know
Facebook stalking friends of friends
Who I think are hot
(poke)
Tweeting things that no one cares
Tumblr cat gifs everywhere
Think I'm cool 'cuz of my hair
But probably not
Now I'm all alone
This Friday night
Do it all again
Next Friday night

Trying to connect the dots
Seriously, this game is boss
Unfortunately I just lost
Feeling hungry, applesauce
Spilled it on my keyboard
Now I can't tweet anymore
Wait, I got another one
This party is so much fun

Pictures of last night ended up online
They're true, it was crazy
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm one hundred percent sure that it ruled

Yeah!

Who am I kidding?
I was watching videos
Skyping everyone I know
Facebook stalking friends of friends
Who I think are hot
(poke)
Tweeting things that no one cares
Tumblr cat gifs everywhere
Think I'm cool 'cuz of my hair
But probably not
Now I'm all alone
This Friday night
Do it all again
Next Friday night

T-G-I-F!
T-G-I-F!
T-G-I-F!
W-T-F!?!

This is the end of my life
Now I have to go outside
Can barely open up my eyes
Oh, frik my life

Whoa...
Is that a girl?
No way!
She's got internet!

Who am I kidding?
I was watching videos
Skyping everyone I know
Facebook stalking friends of friends
Who I think are hot
(poke)
Tweeting things that no one cares
Tumblr cat gifs everywhere
Think I'm cool 'cuz of my hair
But probably not
Now I'm all alone
This Friday night
Do it all again
Next Friday night...

Next Friday night