Lawnchair Quarterback Part 2

(álbum: Event 2 - 2013)

You know, it's ridiculous the things they have now
These kids have no appreciation
No, none at all
No appreciation for what their elders, what we did to, to create a pleasant environment
You think the manual crank heel was easy? No, it was not. It was not easy to get up in that cloud
You're not gonna eat that hover sandwich?
Honey, I told you, we've gotta wait 'til it hits the floor. I can't eat it in mid-hover. The kids can all do that. I haven't been able to figure it out yet. It just gets all over the place
I don't know why they thought that was an improvement. Back when I was growing up too, you knew how to talk to your elders. You did it in a very nasally sing-song kinda cadence, like, "Oh my god." And that's how people talk, and that's how you're supposed to talk. These kids...
Absolutely. And also, you didn't look at anybody while you talk to them. You made sure to text or tweet at that exact time. Now you've got...
They don't do that anymore
No
Speaking of which, are you gonna finish that entire...
Oh my god, ask me again
No, let me finish what I was saying. Are you gonna finish that entire roast turkey Thanksgiving dinner in the pill form?
Oh, no, do you want some? You can have one of 'em