Uncomfortable

(álbum: Semi Serious 2 - 2017)

Walk into the club
'Bout to fuck it up
By that I mean I'm standing in the corner with a buzz
Wait, this time I'ma go hard
Staring at my phone while I walk up to the bar
Aye, le'me get a beer, I don't care which one
Don't wanna start a tab cause I only need one
I'm a light weight, so I'm gonna drink like half
Bottom of the bottle I'ma probably need a cab
Oh my God, hey!
Hi, oh, she was talking to another guy
Shit, I'm moving over to the other side
Quick, I gotta find somewhere to go and hide
How about upstairs? Wait it's roped off
V.I.P, can't go there, Fuck Off

But anyways right now it's half past 10
I'm feelin kinda lit and I can't find my friends
But I don't really care 'cause the DJ
Just turned on Fetty Wap, all the girls be twerking
Maybe I'll approach one, probably not
Fuck it, hey girl what's yo' name you f
It's a guy, I probably should've known by the thighs
Now he's looking at me with a glimmer in his eyes
-Hey boy what's your name?
-Uh jake
-Oh my God, same
-I'm sorry dude but I'm not gay
-You ain't even cute anyway
-Shame

My phone just died now I can't watch streams
Sitting in a corner looking at a black screen
How do I escape this awkwardness
Maybe I'll fake a call, take a piss
Good shit
Gotta work my way through the crowd
1 in the morning and nobody slowing down
Shots pouring up and the blunts go around
Just dropped my phone now I'm looking on the ground
And I hope nobody step on it I recently got it
Everybody be careful because I can't leave without it
I need a flash light, really quick, somebody please
I gotta find my phone, I gotta save the memes
Screenshots of the snaps, that I got
From the bitch with the kid
Should've never messed with her but I did
Shit, that don't even matter right now
I really need to find my phone so I can sit down
Found it

2 o'clock, and shit just popped off
Bitches in the back fucked up, top off
Bitches with the ass out, pulling all my cash out
2 shots in I'm done I'ma tap out
Can't handle it
Everybody turning up for the camera lens
Dude passed out, call an ambulance
Still all alone, can't stand my friends
Fuck it, aye can I buy you a drink?
She like: no I don't think so
-Why?
-I don't fuck with guys
-I'm a lesbian
-Like, oh that's fine
-But I gotta friend that thinks you're cute
-I'm like, where she at?
She like turn around she right behind you
I'm like oh my God she fat
Hey my name is Ashley what's your name?
My name's Jake, don't mean to hurt your
Feelings but I am actually gay

Now I gotta run to the back
The fat girl looking at me like I'm a snack
I just wanna find my bros so we can hit the road
I'd rather be at home so I can watch my shows