76 Reasons

(álbum: JT XVI - 2018)

I'm in the big pond, feel like a small trout
Coming from the underground with that Vault clout
Sorry everybody else who was locked out
While the bombshells were dropped, we just got down
Walking taller than a monster Megasloth now
Fly like a Mothman, knocking Deathclaws out
Said that I was special, yes I'll make my mom and pop proud
Ain't the weather wonderful? I love it when it's fallout
I'm ready for the reclamation
25 years, you bet I've been patient
76's representative, penning the next declaration
Tricentennial celebration
In the wasteland that I call my nation
No sweat when I get radiation
Forget chems, embrace mutation
You ain't gonna find a white picket fence
Better to set up a line of defense
Try to get by, you might end up dead
No wonder why they said "Try making friends!"

Good thing I found me some pals I can roll with
Take a stroll on the open country road with

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die

It's been a minute, let me step up out this Vault boy
I'ma keep on living, wanna see all my assault toys?
Everybody's timid so I come through with a loud noise
Always got a stout poise but crew's a bunch of wild boys
Bullet be spinning and they ripping through flesh
And it's hotter than cinnamon, God do you feel the adrenaline
Me and my squad just be rolling so militant
Take on the mission to finish it
Ain't cutting no slack, I'm stacking my caps
Get hit with the V.A.T.S, I level to max
Ain't nobody gonna get better than that
Now I got 76 problems 'cause I live in an apocalypse
Most of them are solved when I go take the shooter off my hip
Come up to my settlement, you'll see just what I'm all 'bout
'Bout to drop a bomb now that is what you call a fallout

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die

Hm, where to start? I best begin here
Where's that? West Virginia
Mountainous dominion
Suddenly looking a little more Syrian
It's as if Cyrodiil met Oblivion
A bit of heaven with decor that's hideous
And I bet I'm the busiest silliest
Resident ever to trek through the hilliest
Pleasantest bit of American land
With a selection of weapons in hand
Stepping up head to head with your gang
Ready to mess up whatever you planned

I work hard to earn lots of perk cards
You jerk hard to burn off your butt lard

Now I'm projecting, amateur flexing
Trying to account for my lack of progression
Damaging reps of collabers I'm next to
Better not step to our direction
Oi, where all my people at?
I don't need to beat a rat
With a piece of rusty plumbing
I want running NPCs on tap
What's happening to VATS?
I'm pressing it but I can't get it to pause
There's Deathclaws at the door
Like Mormons born excessively jawed
What you threatening for?
You're definitely not protected by laws
But check any small print with caution
To prevent getting caught by the death clause

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die

Yeah, welcome to the wild, I ain't talking 'bout the west
Crawl up out the Vault into Apocalyptic mess
Demons in the sky you won't survive it's not a test
Better learn to put a bullet through your neighbor's chest
Reason to die, don't even try, bleeding I'm leaving you
Eaten alive, freezing and dry
Bloatfly, roach or mutant, heeding the cry, it's you or I
Leaving a legion of heathens beaten sleeping and fried
Keep that rifle up and move it
Pip boy loading up you know I'm looting
If I see a brahmin best believe that I'll be shooting
Humans, petrified and cooked up like some cumin
Come and rebuild it, yea join the movement (Sing it with me)

You gotta walk when the wind says walk
Gotta run when the gun says hi
You got nothing and no one to turn to now
And 76 reasons to die
And we go one step, two step, guns to the sky
Pocket those caps and wipe that knife
Three step, four step, never ask why
76 reasons to die