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I got this hospital bracelet on
And now all my taste is gone
We musta partied till the break of dawn
But man, I shoulda stayed at home
Only way I know to go is go hard
I oughta be ashamed but man I love bars
And all the good folks and all the great drinks
You'll probably disagree but I give a damn what you think
Now I lost a lotta girls from drinking too much
Said girl, don't have a cow, we're moving on up
To a lit up stage singing for a few bucks
And it's okay if I get shitty drunk
I'm on that onomatopoeia, I don't want no more tequila
I'ma knock you out your feelers if you don't know where my jeep is
I was only creeping and now I'm off the deep end
And what's so bad? Sit right back and now let's start this weekend

I couldn't tell you how I got here
But I know I had a hell of a time while I found my way
Ain't no way I'm gonna stop here
Blacking out while I'm cruising through spa-yeah-yeah-ace
Clear the runway, I'm coming in hot
Crash landing's the only way
I couldn't tell you how I got here
Oh, the party must've saved the day

Ay, flight control

What we doing, where's the party? Only got a couple days
Before this weekend's gone, I'm tryna raise some hell
Ain't no way I'm gonna drink in moderation, boy, this plane's going down blazing
If you scared, then grab that shute, and save yourself
No doubt I look like an asshole in the AM, 'cause I passed out and never came in
But my woman made sure I made it home okay
And when the cops knock on the window, and I'm three sheets to the wind
Woke up hammered, this is all that I could say

I couldn't tell you how I got here
But I know I had a hell of a time while I found my way
Ain't no way I'm gonna stop here
Blacking out while I'm cruising through spa-yeah-yeah-ace
Clear the runway, I'm coming in hot
Crash landing's the only way
I couldn't tell you how I got here
Oh, the party must've saved the day

I couldn't tell you how I got here
But I know I had a hell of a time while I found my way
Ain't no way I'm gonna stop here
Blacking out while I'm cruising through spa-yeah-yeah-ace
Clear the runway, I'm coming in hot
Crash landing's the only way
I couldn't tell you how I got here
Oh, the party must've saved the day

Yeah, tell me how I got here
Oh, the party must've saved the day