Holy Moley

(álbum: Cordi Elba - 2022)

Modern day Robin granting wishes online
Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time
Juniper's jumping out my pituitary gland
Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man
Bracing for a fall, not knowing where I would land
Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man
Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland
It is what it is, this is who I am

I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy moley
I'm shit faced all the time

Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys
I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie
Been there, done that, slept in a bin
Had a fight, got punch drunk, took it on the chin
Pass me the empties and pour me a pint
My memories don't know last night
Black hole, worm hole, all of that shit
You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick

Take the edge off
Take a bit
Take a little bit of it off
Take the edge off
Take the edge off
(Excuse me) Take a bit
Take a little bit of it off (Have you got any Cordi-Elba?)
Do it, do it, do it (A pint of Cordi-Elba?)
Take the edge off

I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy moley
I'm shit faced all the time

I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy moley
I'm shit faced all the time

I don't give a fuck about my liver on a Monday
I just need to walk it off like I was on a runway
Give a toss, make mine a double
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble
I don't recognise the place I woke up on a Tuesday
Looking like doomsday, give a fuck what you say
Give a toss, make mine a triple
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel

Lift off
Lifting off (Take a bit, take a little bit of it off)
Take off (Take the edge off)
Taking off (Take the edge off)
Lift off (Take a bit)
Lifting off (Take a bit, take a little bit of it off)
Take off (Do it, do it, do it)
Taking off (Take the edge off)

Lift off
Lifting off (Take a bit, take a little bit of it off)
Take off (Take the edge off)
Taking off (Take the edge off)
Lift off (Take a bit)
Lifting off (Take a bit, take a little bit of it off)
Take off (Do it, do it, do it)
Taking off (Take the edge off)

I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy moley
I'm shit faced all the time

I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy moley
I'm shit faced all the time