Motherlover

(álbum: Turtleneck & Chain - 2011)

[Andy Samberg:] Oh dang.
[Justin Timberlake:] What is it dawg?
[Andy Samberg:] I forgot it's Mother's Day.
[Justin Timberlake:] Didn't get a gift for her.
[Andy Samberg:] Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
[Justin Timberlake:] Damn I forgot it too.
[Andy Samberg:] This could have been avoided.
[Both:] What the hell are we gonna do?
[Justin Timberlake:] My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left.
[Andy Samberg:] Cold.
[Justin Timberlake:] No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
[Andy Samberg:] I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray.
[Justin Timberlake:] Word
[Andy Samberg:] My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
[Both:] Hold up!
[Andy Samberg:] You thinking what I'm thinking?
[Justin Timberlake:] I'm thinking I'm thinking too.
[Both:] Slow up!
[Andy Samberg:] What time is it dawg?
[Justin Timberlake:] It's time for a switcharoo
[Both:] We both love our moms, women with grown-women needs
I say we break 'em off
Show 'em how much they really mean,
'Cause...

I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
[Both:] Fuck each other's moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy
[Both:] Fucking each other's moms

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm calling on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg:] I'm laying in the cut waiting for your mom clutching on this lube and roses
[Justin Timberlake:] I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
[Andy Samberg:] They will be so surprised
[Justin Timberlake:] We are so cool and thoughtful
[Andy Samberg:] Can't wait to pork your mom
[Justin Timberlake:] I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
[Both:] Show love!
[Justin Timberlake:] My mama loves bubble bath with chamomile
[Both:] Straight up!
[Andy Samberg:] Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy-style
[Justin Timberlake:] This the perfect plan
[Andy Samberg:] For a perfect Mother's Day
[Justin Timberlake:] They'll have to rename this one
[Both:] All up under the covers day

Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
[Justin Timberlake:] Fuck each other's moms
I'll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy
[Justin Timberlake:] Fucking each other's moms

[Andy Samberg:] Break it down

[Andy Samberg:] It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Justin Timberlake:] It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Andy Samberg:] While you're in my mother make me another brother.
And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
[Justin Timberlake:] OH!

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm calling on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'mma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg:] Happy Mother's Day.