Wi' Nae Wee Bairn Ye'll Me Beget

(álbum: 69 Love Songs - 1999)

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee

But I'll turn into a nightingale
My song will warm thy heart
Well I'll turn into a threshing machine
and tear thy bird apart

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee

But I'll turn into a vampire
and kiss you on the neck
Well I'll turn into a siller cross
and send thee back to Heck

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee

But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb
and atomize the air
Well I'll turn into a cockroach
and you'll see if I care

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee

But I'll turn into a supernova
and burn up everything
Well I'll turn into a black little hole
and you'll turn into string

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee

But I'll turn into God Himself
and then you'll come to me
Well I will not believe in you
and then where will you be

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee

My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee