Underdressed

Well she's got 6 foot legs and double D's
And everybody stares when she walks in the room
A bubble of perfume and suddenly I'm underdressed
When she's just walking in jeans and trainers
Looking like somebody famous, oh
Blonde hair and lashes and you're falling over backwards

It's not a competition 'cause I can't even hold a flame
She highlights every single faux pas
The way she says your name
Because it's butterscotch and Jesus Christ
The definition of your type
Didn't even know you had one until she came along

But I, oh I, I wish that I could move the way she does
She don't even have to try
I think there's magic in her every touch
Oh it must me nice to know
That you're always gonna be in love

And now she's walking down the hallway
And you're transfixed can't blink or move
And I'm just watching you watching her
As my faith in this falls through
Because she's apple glaze and bubble popped
The girl you can't help but talk about
Wish I could help you figure out she's not the one for you

But I, oh I, I wish that I could move the way she does
She don't even have to try
I think there's magic in her every touch
Oh it must me nice to know
That you're always gonna be in love
No (oh oh whoa)

Don't know why I'm so surprised
It's not like I could catch your eye
I caught your words and all your dreams
And your secrets when you can't sleep
But I never caught you quite the way she did

And I'm so jealous that it hurts
Cause your heart is latched to hers
She never worked to find your favorite song
Or how you look when you were wrong
You gave it effortlessly and that burns

So you won't see
The way I'm hoping that she'll let you go
Maybe then it would be
Me that you would bring home
But I can't tell you what I think
Cause I know
You're the happiest that I've ever seen
Just not with me
Not with me