Blinded By Turds

(álbum: Camp Songs - 2023)

To rely (Rely)
To relay (To relay)
A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say
Sing along (Sing along)
With the birds (The birds)
It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds

Well, there was an old lady who lived on Hill street
Whose passage was blocked up from too much to eat
She took stomach pills without reading the box
And before she could sit, turds were flying like rocks

To rely (To rely)
To relay (To relay)
A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say
Sing along (Sing along)
With the birds (The birds)
It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds

She ran to the window and stuck out her ass
And just at the moment, a cow happened to pass
He heard a great noise and he gazed up on high
When a bloody big turd hit him right in the eye

To rely (To rely)
To relay (To relay)
A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say
Sing along (Sing along)
With the birds (With the birds)
It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds
To re-fucking-ly (To rely)
To relay (To relay)
A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say
Sing along (Sing along)
With the birds (With the birds)
It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds

Oh, poop-poos, stinky poop