Where Do Babies Come From?

What the hell have I just done?
Eighteen and pregnant, and my man's all gone
I'm buying bottles and he's on the run
What is going on inside my mind?
My mother said that everything's just fine
And rubs my feet for nine months as I cry

Mommy, where do babies come from?
Do they come from rainbows and love?
Mommy, mommy, tell me, please
Where do babies come from, really?

They come from boys who want to sit on their ass
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Girls who're insecure with nothing left

What a lovely little mess I've made
I throw milk on the walls in rage
Oh, I'm trying to just forget the pain
What a lovely little mess he made
Oh, I'm covered up in cheap band-aids (band-aids)
Cuts and bruises decorate my face

Mommy, where do babies come from?
Do they come from rainbows and love?
Mommy, mommy, tell me, please
Where do babies come from, really?

They come from boys who want to sit on their ass
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Girls who're insecure with nothing left
They come from boys who want to sit on their ass
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Girls who're insecure with nothing left

Here comes delivery day
Baby heading my way
Daddy magically appears
It's my mom's greatest fears
Here comes delivery day
Baby heading my way
Daddy magically appears
It's my mom's greatest fears
I'm proof that babies come from

Boys who want to sit on their ass
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Girls who're insecure with nothing left
They come from boys who want to sit on their ass
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Girls who're insecure with nothing left
They come from girls
They come from screaming, fighting
Girls who're insecure with nothing left