I Hate Myself

(album: Self-Deprecation Nation - 2015)

I hate myself so much
I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much
Saves you hating me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together
if that's cool with you

Wake up in the morning like 'fuck it'
I guess another day can really suck it
Low self-esteem, no esteem
Opposite of Charlie Sheen
With a bag of Charlie watching all his movie scenes
He's been in. Apologize to women
For they find out for themselves I'm wetter than a todlers bed linen
Swimming in feminine rejection
I'd dump me too if I saw my reflection

It's for attention, they tell me
And everybody hates me so love me please
Rappers full of self promotion
You probably took this album back already,
Cause you thought that my rap was broken
But its just my style and all the candyfloss popstars are in denial
I don't mean the river
It's not okay to be lying on stage while thinking (I hate myself)

I hate myself so much
I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much
Saves you hating me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together
if that's cool with you

I'm a pavement pizza, it's great to meet you
With your new boyfriend I'm the new boyfriend
Remind me how I threw it all away again
Press send on a sex text to an ex to my pre-ex girlfriend
That was you
I never wanted to but usually I fuck it
if I were you I'd hate me too, cos I do
That's kind of the theme of the song here
If you picked it up then good for you

Don't patronize me
I've got more hard wood than a baseball team
In my pants where I'm socking it
Built it up with a large tube sock in it
Met a girl called Rowinda, swiped her on Tinder
But she broke it off when I climbed through her window,
She called me a freak
I thought it was romantic cause I saw it once on Dawsons Creek.

I hate myself so much
I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much
Saves you hating me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together
if that's cool with you

I'm the best at the being the worst to myself [x2]
The worst [x4]
I do it better than anyone else

I hate myself so much
I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much
Saves you hating me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together
if that's cool with you

(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate me more than me) [repeated until end]
I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself so much
I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much
Saves you hating me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together
if that's cool with you