#myspacepic

When Jason Genecide was online,
he was posting bulletins that he was with that one girl,
Courtney Cadaver.
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally IM'ing me all last night,
we even did a pic for pic.
So like, what do you think? do you think that girl was pretty?
How did she even get on his top eight?
Do you see her? She looks anorexic and her hair is like five colors.
It must be all extensions.
Um, we're in Orange County, why does the DJ keep playing
"I'm in Miami, Bitch?"
When's he going to play some Millionaires.
After we go to the bathroom, can we get a Four Loko?
I really want one. But first,
let me take a Myspace pic.

[BEAT DROPS]

O.M.G., we should take one together!
But make sure you get that high angle,
I want to look skinny.
what should my caption be?
I need good lyrics for it.
Hmm, how about from that Fall Out Boy song?
I only got ten comments in the last five minutes,
do you think I should take it down?
Lets take another Myspace pic!

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Wait, pause, Jason Genecide asked if he could own my pic.
What a creep.
Is that the guy from Hot Topic?
Yeah, the guy with the snake bites.
Next to the girl with the coon stripes.
That girl is such a Myspace whore.
She definitely uses Friend Blaster.
I hate this drive to Hollywood.
Okay, lets get some shots.
My Sidekick is about to die.
Oh wait, never mind, let's go dance.
They don't even have any vodka at this party,
let's go to the other one.
Oh my God, Jason Genecide just IM'ed me,
should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good Myspace pic.

Myspace pic, Myspace pic, Myspace pic, Myspace pic,
pic, pic, pic, pic, pic, pic, pic, pic,
picpicpicpicpicpicpicpic,

Let me take a Myspace pic.

[BEAT DROPS]