Hillbilly Rockstar

(album: Hillbilly Rockstar - 2016)

Rocking this stage, I'm a hillbilly rockstar
Momma always said that I wouldn't go too far, yeah
These are my roots, now she don't miss me
Cutting it loose, sing a little Dixie, yeah
I'm a hillbilly rockstar

Hillbilly rockstar, party with a stocked bar
Killing competition run your mouth and get you dropped hard
Running with the Bull and I will tell you, you won't get far
You think there's soap in my mouth the way the Bull spits bars
I been round the world, a gypsy on the run
I done drank so much whiskey I got barley on my tongue
I'ma fail a breathalyzer if it's later than five
No more drinking Budweiser they don't pay me a dime
I done rocked every party with my flip flops on
Mohawk on the top but the sides stay gone
And I got enough ink to paint a new Mona Leese
Put the bull in the picture call it Mona the beast
Take that picture that you painted, go and get you a frame
Bring it back to me baby, let me sign my name
Van Gogh with my lyrics and my paint goes far
You ain't never be another, I'm a hillbilly rockstar

Rocking this stage, I'm a hillbilly rockstar
Momma always said that I wouldn't go too far, yeah
These are my roots, now she don't miss me
Cutting it loose, sing a little Dixie, yeah
I'm a hillbilly rockstar

Ashtray breath, woke up around noon
Hillbilly rockstar, my own cartoon
But I ain't leaping skyscrapers with a single bound
And I'm slower than a bullet but the talk of the town
No I'm not an action figure, I'm just bigger than they thought
And I'm not a role model and I can't be bought
I done paved my own lane from the sticks to a stage
And I played my own game 'til I twitched in a rage
I degraded my own brain and fixed it with tape
And I made my own fame now I fit in this cape
Super Bull, no you won't get far
Now this hicks out here claiming, "He's a hillbilly rockstar"
Tell me different, you can look at my stats
My knees are getting weak from hauling y'all on my back
I'm the trailer park mayor, a scum bags finest
Hands in the air, you're redneck highness
Old Caddy driver with my top dropped down
I got some horns on the hood, Boss Hogg's in town
Load the stage with some stacks and just flip me a mic
Watch the party stay packed until the end of the night
I got nothing to prove, I got nothing to lose
I got Jiffy Feet baby, I don't rock no shoes
In my lawn chair drunk, smoking cheap cigars
I said "Yeah, I'm a hillbilly rockstar"

Rocking this stage, I'm a hillbilly rockstar
Momma always said that I wouldn't go too far, yeah
These are my roots, now she don't miss me
Cutting it loose, sing a little Dixie, yeah
I'm a hillbilly rockstar