Sumthin' For Nothin'

(album: Girls, Girls, Girls - 1987)

Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch
Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch
Name the time, name the price leave your door unlocked
I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks

Sumthing for Nuthing

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest
Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best
Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock
Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack

Sumthing for Nuthing
Well in and out, it's never free
Sumthing for Nuthing
Leave the money where it's easy to see She plays the role of a roving matriarch
Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks
For a treat gave it free-happy 63
Crazy days, easy money-I was just 16
Easy money for such a good deed

Sumthing for Nuthing
Ya, in and out it's never free
Sumthing for Nuthing
Satisfaction guaranteed
Sumthing for Nuthing
Target practice in the dark
Sumthing for Nothing
I'm a crack shot on the mark

And I love my work