I Hate To Dance

(album: Thank You For The Demon - 2014)

I ain't a boring barfly
So please, don't get me wrong
Come on, yeah come on
I've been saying this for far too long
I hate to disappoint you
I'm not the guy you need
So feel free, you can leave
Cause I'll never swing like a monkey from the trees

It's of great importance
This is what you all should do

Bang your head clean off, just do it
Stomp your feet and clap your hands
I'm a heavy metal groover
Bang your head cause I hate to dance

So take me away from the dance floor
Nemo saltat sobrius
Well, that's right, fucking right
I've been telling you for far too long
I hate to disappoint you
But I'm not the guy you need
You can leave, cause to me
Disco died in 1983

It's of great importance
This is what you all should do

Bang your head clean off, just do it
Stomp your feet and clap your hands
I'm a heavy metal groover
Bang your head cause I hate to dance