Lukas

(album: Gay Dog Food - 2014)

Lukas is my
Very best guy
Give him a try
Oh, Lukas
Lukas is blind
In his left eye
I never knew why
Oh, Lukas
Lukas is cool
With all of the queers
But he's not a fag
Oh, Lukas
Lukas is scared
Of [?] like me
Of [?] like you

Ohhh
Lukas
Ohhh
Lukas

Lukas needed some lady time to himself
He tried to stop drinking, and he couldn't stop wanking
So he started imagining, being a lady sucking on his own dick
And it felt so good he couldn't stop doing it
He kept wanking and wanking
Feeling like a lady and there was hair everywhere

Lukas is fucked
Like all of those girls
And that's not a lie
Lukas runs fast
Faster than you
I bet if you try
Lukas has kissed
A few of our friends
I guess he's a bi
Lukas is bound
For the circles of hell
But he ain't gonna fry

Ohhh
Lukas
Ohhh
Lukas
Ohhh
Lukas
Ohhh
Lukas

Still not a player but you still a hater
I said I'm still not a player but you still a hater
I'm still not a player but you still a hater
I said I'm still not a player but you still a hater
I'm still not a player but you still a hater
I said I'm still not a player but you still a hater
I'm still not a player but you still a hater
I said I'm still not a player but you still a hater