Baby Hi

(album: 100% Fresh - 2019)

You ever walking down the street and you say hi to a baby? And, uh... And the baby goes... [imitates baby speaking gibberish] And you're going, "Yeah, that's great." And then... And the mother goes, "He can say 'hi' back." And you go, "Oh, yeah?" And the kid goes... [speaks gibberish] You go, "There it is." Then mother goes, "No, he really can say it." And the kid goes... [speaks gibberish] And you go, "Hey, that was great." The mother goes, "No, he really can say it." And the kid goes... [speaks gibberish] And you go, "There it is. That was it, right?" And the mother's like, "No! Say it. Say hi." And the kid's like... [speaks gibberish] And... And then the mother's like, "What the fuck? Say it! You said it earlier!" And the kid's like... [speaks gibberish] And you're like, "Hey, that was a full sentence. That's better than 'Hi'." And the mother's like, "What the...? I'm so mad at you, baby!" [laughter] And then she like hands you the baby and is like, "I've got to walk this off. This is very discouraging for me. He said it earlier!" And you're holding the baby, like... "Say it. Go ahead and say it. Say, 'Hi'. Come on, you really upset your mother." And the kid's looking at you... And you're like, "Come on, get it out." It's gonna make her feel better. And the kid's like... [speaks gibberish] And you're like, "You can do it. Come on." And the kid's like... [speaking gibberish softly] [whispers] "Help me. [laughter] She... She... She won't let me get vaccinated." [laughter] Come on, there's no proof that that's good or bad yet. [speaks gibberish] [raspy voice] "I've been getting sick a lot."