Warning: I Don't Fuck With Prison Surprise (Excerpt From Commissary Kitchen)

When I first got to Rikers Island, I met this one dude. I forget his name, but he was a little Guyanese kid. He knew one of my mans on the street, and was like, "Yo I know so-and-so!" And I was like, "Aight, wassup"

So he was cooking and he was like, "I want to show you how to make this shit." He was right about it being "shit." It's called Prison Surprise in most prisons, and inmates modify it however they want. So I tried it, and it tasted like shit. Then I went to lay down and go to sleep hours later. All of a sudden I was feeling nauseous

I was like, why am I feeling so fucked up? I started sweating, like I was sweating bullets! I'm like yo, what the fuck? Why I'm sweating like this? Then I just started throwing up. I ain't know what was wrong with me, but I figured something must have been in that food I just ate. I caught the I'll food poisoning or something real quick, yo. So I threw up like three times, and then they took me to the infirmary and just gave me an IV. That was my first day there!

At that point, I was like, I'm never eating somebody's creation ever again. Don't make me nothing. A lot of people fuck with prison surprise. I'm not one of those people. But if you wanna be stupid enough to try it, I have the recipe for you

P's Don't Try
This At Home
Prison Surprise
Ramen noodles
Doritos (you could also substitute with Cheez-Its or sliced cheese)
Jack Mack (tuna works fine too)
Hot sauce

Open the can of Jack Mack, and rinse the fish off gently. Take a bowl of water and microwave it for a minute or until it boils. Throw in Ramen noodles and stir it. Grab the chips and crush them up until they're a fine powder and mix them in with cooked Ramen noodles. It'll make like a cheese sauce. Throw in the Jack Mack, and then you eat it. Good luck, yo