The Wario Rap

(album: Random Encounters: Season 3 - 2013)

I'm-a Wario
And I'm-a here to say
I'm gonna mess-a up
Your entire day!

I got a trippin bike
And a billion coins!
I have a half-wit bro
Who likes to chop his loins!

I got a funny little stroll
That I can't control!
Player haters gonna hate me
'Cause that's how I roll!

See, I may not have a princess
But that don't make me lame!
I stay busy with my shizzy
Making stupid crappy games!

No one's got a strut like Wario!
Scratching at their butt like Wario!
Jumping up and down like Wario!
Looking quite as round as Wario!

No one picks their nose like Wario!
Wipes it on their clothes like Wario!
No one's half as bad as Wario!
He's Wario! Wario!
He's Wario!

What a rotten song! It needs to be louder!

We're talking three hundred pounds
Of Super Wario Bro!
It's all from eating cloves of garlic!
Am I crazy? Um no!

Put this bucket on your head!
I'm gonna be-a right back!
I gotta fight a bunch of pirates
While I shake my magic sack!

I'm a dragon-bull-jet!
And now I'm riding a kart!
I own-a Wario's Woods
And I'm-a known-a to fart!

When I'm not on the job
I wear-a yellow and plum!
'Cause I'm-a Wario Man!
And I'm-a number one!

No one's quite the brute as Wario!
No one acts as rude as Wario!
No one's quite as crass as Wario!
No one passes gas like Wario!

No one shrinks in size like Wario!
Master of disguise, that's Wario!
Get a call from mom "Hi Wario!"
He's Wario! Wario!
He's Wario!

What kind of creep
Goes "weh" in his sleep?
The kind who fights Rudy the Clown
(He's a clown! He's a really, really bad clown!)

What kind of heel
Can make your paint peel?
He's Wario! Wario!
He's Wario

"My name's Snake!
Come and join my crew!
I've got a team of six
Including me and you!"

"Wah! Buzz off, Snake
Or else I'll bust out my Nine-volt!"
"There's cash involved-"
"What?! Where do I sign on?!"

No one has a blast like Wario!
Has a troubled past like Wario!
None know how to dance like Wario!
"Have a rotten day!"