Legends Of Zelda: Tales Of The Wind Waker

(album: Random Encounters: Season 4 - 2014)

[LINK:]
I've sailed the seas
On the breath of the ocean breeze!
Battled some flaming Keese
Fought my way through the Tower of Gods!

Met the Fairy Queen
A fat little man in green!
Rode the winds through the sky...
Fed a fish-man guy!
Won tons of rupees!

[PATRON:]
Hey Zelda!

[LINK:]
It's Link

[PATRON:]
Tell us about that one time you found the Wand of Gamelon

[LINK:]
I don't know what you're talking about

I smashed a thousand pots!
And fired some cannon shots!
I thwarted all Ganon's plots!
Just using a sword and a wand! (YEAH!)

Made a Rito friend!
While tugging Valoo's rear end!
Learned a sword-spin technique!
Found a boat that speaks
And turns into a

[PATRON:]
It's the dread pirate Tetra!!!

[TETRA:]
Milkshake.
...What are you looking at, Fairy Boy?

[LINK:]
Well exCUSE ME, princess...

[GILLIAN:]
Miss Tetra, how has your expedition been going?

[TETRA:]
We set sail for Greatfish Isle
But were caught inside a storm!
Where a giant squid attacked us
And forced our ship ashore!

We stole bombs for all our cannons!
Then set out into the sea!
Where a thousand sharks were waiting
Which we blew to smithereens!

We were caught inside a cyclone!
But we managed to get free!
We pulled up a hefty treasure
With a Piece of Heart or Three!

Then we stumbled on a Ghost Ship (Hoo! Ha!)
Based on phases of the moon! (Hoo! Ha!)
When we ravaged all it had, its hulls (Hoo! Ha!)
Were full of gold doubloons! (Hoo! Ha!)

[LINK:]
Oh, weird. All I found in it was a treasure chart.

[PATRON:]
Hooray for Zelda!

[TETRA AND LINK:]
It's Link!

[GILLIAN:]
Why, Mister Ganondorf. You look like you're having a pretty... average day...

[GANONDORF:]
I'll take one of everything
On that guy's tab

[GILLIAN:]
What's bothering you, G?

[GANONDORF:]
I've got
Forty guys dead
And I don't know Why

All my treasures are gone
All my plans are awry!

Someone messed up my bird
All these girls have gone free

And there's a snotty green twerp

[LINK:]
Hey, you looking for ME?

[GANONDORF:]
WHAT THE

[PATRON:]
GO ZELDA!

[ALL:]
IT'S "LINK!"

I took my sister back!
I need her pointy ears!
You took her by mistake!
HEY, IT'S BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS!

...Sheesh, get with the times...

Go ride your stupid boat!
Go change into a pig!
Go slash a dozen Cuccos!
Shave your beard! Ride some birds!
Bleach your skin! Learn some words!
Just prepare for owning!
The wind is blowing...
NOW...!