Objection

(album: Phoenix Wright The Musical: The Turnabout Encounter - 2017)

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Calls came in approaching midnight

[Phoenix Wright:]
Calls at midnight...

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Someone died due to a fall

[Phoenix:]
What kind of fall?

[Judge:]
Tell about the fall, please!

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Claims were made that Miss Fey shoved him

[Judge:]
Miss Fey shoved him?

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Here she's seen right afterwards in the hall

[Maya Fey:]
Excellent photo!

[Phoenix:]
There's something certainly very wrong objection!
Where's the face here to ID?

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Looks like she's facing the wrong way...

[Miles Edgeworth:]
Hold it!
That's her outfit; you can see

[Detective Gumshoe:]
It is! That's totally her outfit!

[Phoenix:]
Objection!
Those are clothes!
Who knows who's wearing those robes underneath?
Where's the proof that she was up on the roof?

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Oh, here's the shot where she leaves!

[Phoenix:]
What?!

[Maya:]
Hey, that's me!
I... have a tendency to sleepwalk

[Miles:]
Every killer knows her victim

[Phoenix:]
By and large, that's true

[Miles:]
Maya Fey knew Larry Butz

[Judge:]
She knew the Butz!

[Phoenix:]
Something smells like Butz here...

[Miles:]
Not sure why Ms. Maya picked him

[Judge:]
Picked the victim?

[Miles:]
But we fear it's clear
That she went nuts

[Phoenix:]
Pretty unlikely
'Cause I can't vet this story yet
Objection!
On arrest was Maya sane?

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Now that I think about it...

[Miles:]
Hold it!
That's an easy thing to feign

[Maya:]
Actually, it's way harder than it looks

[Phoenix:]
Objection!
There's no motive here
Objection! To that idea too!
I'll object to each ridiculous point
Proposed by any of you!

[Judge:]
Mr. Wright
Please do desist
Disrupting court!
We get the gist!
No need to constantly insist
"Objection!"

[Phoenix:]
Of course, I know, but

[Judge:]
No "take that"s
And no retorts!
No second chance
No last resorts!
I'll hold you in contempt of court!

[Miles:]
Correction!
My witness has more to add
Detective, update your testimony

[Detective Gumshoe:]
When the night guards found the body...

[Maya:]
Poor old Larry...

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Led by Oldbag and her team

[Phoenix:]
Such a... shady...

[Miles:]
Surly... lady...

[Detective Gumshoe:]
It was brought to Dr. Hotti

[Phoenix:]
Dr. Hotti?

[Miles:]
Maya was arrested near the scene

[Detective Gumshoe:]
That's how it happened!

[Phoenix:]
I'm really, really, sorry but
Objection!
Where's the proof that Larry fell?

[Detective Gumshoe:]
Other than the messy chalk outline, pal?

[Miles:]
Take that!
There's his ID badge as well

[Phoenix:]
Hold it!
How'd she know the victim went up outside on the roof?

[Miles:]
Objection!
If you claim that your defendant's being framed

[Phoenix:]
And if you argue she's to blame
Then all the same I ask you

[Phoenix and Miles:]
Where's the proof?

[Judge:]
Objection!