Ice Scream Man

(album: Random Encounters: Season 10 - 2020)

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Just outside your window!
He'll make you an ice cream or two...!

Using us to add a sweet scintilla
Of fleshy French vanilla!
To make a fresh flavor from you!

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Can you hear the whispers
Of children he's murdered before?

Driving round a van that's old and grubby
In search of someone plubby
And now he's out hunting for more!

What's that sound?
Rod's around
Coming to get you
Don't let him catch you

Frozen treats
Made of meats
Better be hasty
Or you'll be tasty

Hide and seek
With a freak
He'll find his quarry
It'll be gory

Turn and run
Ice scream fun's
Certain to find you
Is he behind you?

Have you seen him near? (Honestly? Yes.)
How well can he hear? (We'll find out, I guess!)
How fast does he run? (No one really knows...)
Should I call 911?

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Hear his friendly jingle?
A cold-blooded killer is near!

Rumor is his mom's a nun that's evil
And daddy murdered people
So, now he makes kids disappear!

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Here he comes to kill us,
To freeze us with icy cold breath!

Wears a dirty mask this ice cream psycho
Has rigged with liquid nitro
To dish out a dollop of death!

What's that sound?
Rod's around
Better stay silent
Things'll get violent

Frozen treats
Made of meats
You'll be a flavor
Someone will savor

Hide and seek
With a freak
This evil vendor
Never surrenders!

Turn and run
Ice cream fun's
Already found you
Beaten and bound you

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Now he's finally got you!