Blasting Off Again! A Team Rocket Song

(album: Random Encounters: Season 12 - 2022)

To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above!

Team rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, that's right!

Go! Go! Go! Go, team rocket!
Evil agendas on the docket!
We're a zero out of ten!

Go! Go! Go! Go, team rocket!
Stealing each monster from your pocket
Till we're blasting off again!

To make fun of all your failed romances!
And to teach your kids more Fortnite dances!

To promote the use of fossil fuels!
And to pee a little in all the pools!

Team rocket's got bills and they're overdue,
We're highly armed and we know Kung Fu!
Meowth, that's... Somewhat true...

Go! Go! Go! Go, team rocket!
Evil agendas on the docket!
We're a zero out of ten!

Go! Go! Go! Go, team rocket!
Stealing each monster from your pocket
Till we're blasting off again!

To inflict the world with indigestion!
To respond, 'your mom' to every question!

To bring global powers to their knees!
And to burn both sides of a nice grilled cheese!

So feel our wrath! (And this darling dress!)
Prepare to deal with some real distress!
Er... More or less...

Go! Go! Go! Go, team rocket!
Evil agendas on the docket!
We're a zero out of ten!

Go! Go! Go! Go, team rocket!
Stealing each monster from your pocket
Till we're blasting off again!