Blasting Off Again! A Team Rocket Song (Rejected Lyrics)

To offend the world with long division!
To list open things in "like new" condition!

To lambaste the taste of 5 star food!
And to move away each time we get sued!

We didn't write words that would fit this part!
Let's put in sounds that sound like a fart!

To adorn our feet with socks and sandals!
To affix our gum to your door-knob handles!

To support the sale of NFTs!
And reduce the hours of DMVs!

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of sound!
By wheeling this tricycle on the ground!

To run power saws at six each morning!
To abruptly sneeze without much warning!

To abuse the use of coupon codes!
And to mix in lights with the darker loads!

Team Rocket kicks but so just shut your face!
Your not allowed in our secret base!

To exert full force when pulling punches!
To embrace the taste of high school lunches!

To oppress each nose with cheap cologne!
And to track our app on your mobile phone!

Team Rocket spreads fear with an iron fist!
Get over here! Don't you dare resist!

To sequester beards and pluck mustaches!
To disseminate our unsightly rashes!

To malign the young and blame the old!
And to get rich quick paying cash for gold!

We'll steal your phone and delete your memes!
We're masterminds at malicious schemes!

To park big trucks in compact spaces!
To scream "PEEK-A-BOO" in infants' faces!

To defraud at darts and cheat at chess!
And report you all to the IRS!

It's widely known that we're highly sus!
Our villain grade is at least C+!

To corrupt kids drinks with processed sugars!
To afflict the world by flicking boogers!

To collect your loans and student debt!
To un-spay and neuter your precious pets!

Team Rockets got brains that will match our brawn!
So go away and get off our lawn!