Sugar Daddy

(album: Riverdale: Special Episode - Hedwig And The Angry Inch The Musical - 2020)

[CHERYL:]
I've got a sweet tooth
For licorice drops and jelly roll
Hey sugar daddy
Cheryl needs some sugar in her bowl

[TONI:]
I'll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome

[GIRLS:]
And if you've got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home

[TONI:]
Blackstrap molasses
You're my cherry-blossom honey bear

[CHERYL:]
Sugar daddy, sugar daddy
Bring me Versace blue jeans
And black designer underwear

[TONI:]
Sugar daddy, sugar daddy

[CHERYL:]
We'll dress up like the disco-dancing
Jet set in Milan and Rome

[CHERYL AND TONI:]
And if you've got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home

[CHERYL:]
Oh the thrill of control

[TONI:]
Like the rush of rock and roll

[CHERYL:]
Is the sweetest taste I've known

[CHERYL AND TONI:]
Oh yeah
So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home

[TONI:]
When honey bees go shopping
It's something to be seen

[CHERYL:]
Sugar daddy, thank you daddy

[TONI:]
They swarm to wild flowers
And get nectar for the queen

[CHERYL:]
Sugar daddy, thank you daddy
And every gift you bring me
Got me dripping like a honeycomb

[CHERYL AND TONI:]
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home

[CHERYL:]
Oh the thrill of control
Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll
Is the sweetest taste I've known

[CHERYL AND TONI:]
Oh yeah
If you've got some sugar
Bring it home

[CHERYL:]
Come on Sugar Daddy bring it home

Whiskey and French cigarettes

[TONI:]
A motorbike, a high-speed jet
A Waterpik, a Cuisinart

[CHERYL:]
And a hypo-allergenic dog

[TONI:]
I want all the luxuries of the modern age
And every item on every page
In the Lillian Vernon catalogue

So you think only a woman
Can truly love a man?
Well, you buy me the dress
I'll be more woman
Than a man like you can stand

[CHERYL:]
I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam

[CHERYL AND TONI:]
If you got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home

[TONI:]
It's our tradition to control
Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl
From the Ukraine to the Rhone

[CHERYL:]
Sweet home über alles
Lord, I'm coming home, yeah

[CHERYL AND TONI:]
Come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home