Yo Perry

Back before you started shit
Yeah, I was down with you
But now you fucked with Rucka's Nuckas
Naw, I won't clown with you
Up inside your mansion
Fat bitches sandwich you
Randy Callahan busted off in your hand with you

What you got in your bag full of tricks?
Probably lube and a bag full of dicks
Could be one, maybe two, maybe six
Juggling dicks since '96
Handful of candy for the kids you tricks
Nobody really knows who you is
Nobody knows you in the biz
He don't take shits but he takes a fist

Fuck Perry, it's the new Big Three
Mole, Don Barris, Rucka Rucka Ali
And all the Nuckas up in Cali beat your ass for me
Perry Caravello has HIV

Yo, Perry!
Stay the fuck away from me
Yo, Perry!
No, you can't suck my D
Yo, Perry!
I don't care if you do it for free
Don't make a scene, G
This between your moms and me

Hi, my name is Perry and I'd to say fuck it
My dick's often mistaken for a Chicken McNugget
Grandpa Caravello dated Al Capone
Cookie Caramello gave the Navy boys dome

Hop up in my minivan
Call me Randy Callahan
Terrifying Tim singlehandedly killed the Taliban
Everybody knows Perry rapes hoes toes
Fat, gay, greaseball, dirty-ass Italian

Fuck Perry, it's the new Big Three
Mole, Don Barris, Rucka Rucka Ali
And all the Nuckas up in Cali beat your ass for me
Perry Caravello has HIV

Yo, Perry!
Stay the fuck away from me
Yo, Perry!
No, you can't suck my D
Yo, Perry!
I don't care if you do it for free
Don't make a scene, G
This between your moms and me

Hey Randy Callahan
Oh hello there Perry
What are you doing?
I'm just thinking about sex with women
Can I suck your dick?
But Perry I'm not gay
Please
Oh okay but don't expect a part out of it you're no Marlon Brando

Well it's time for us to go fight World War One, wait a minute if we're out on the front lines who's gonna suck out dicks?
Hey boys
Hey look it's Cookie Karamello
Who wants a mustache ride?
Yeah, me first

Fuck Perry, it's the new Big Three
Mole, Don Barris, Rucka Rucka Ali
And all the Nuckas up in Cali beat your ass for me
Perry Caravello has HIV

Yo, Perry!
Stay the fuck away from me
Yo, Perry!
No, you can't suck my D
Yo, Perry!
I don't care if you do it for free
Don't make a scene, G
This between your moms and me

Mr. Capone, Grandpa Caravello's here to see you
Time to measure your inseam