Huffman, The Pirate King

(album: The Triumph Of Piracy - 2018)

There's a pirate brave and true, He lives so far away
But when it comes to pirate quests, he'll be there any day

Drinking rum and eating meat, Is what he likes to do
But if you cross him be afraid, He'll chop your head in two

He lives in Lincoln Illinois
Wenches for men and for the boys
He takes his cheescake seriously
Ya ha ha harr

He's the king, He's the one who rules the seas
He's the man, He's the pirate we want to be
He's a hero, He's a fighter brave and true
He is the king of the pirates

Huffman ! Huffman !
He's the mighty pirate king
Huffman ! Huffman !
For his glory we will sing

Once i knew a pirate man, who did not like his food
So Huffman punched his face in half, And flavor be pursed

He filled his restaurant to the brim, With piracy and yarr
With rumsahoy by his side, His legacy spread far

He is a chef of pirate steel
He will throw you overboard
If you don't eat his pirate meal
Ya ha ha harr