Treasure Gun

(album: Time II: Party - 2020)

Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum

I've got a gun, it's made out of treasure
When I shoot you in the face, it gives me lots of pleasure
The bullets are diamond and the trigger is gold
It's a really good gun and it's very very old
Bang! Bang! Bang! That's the sound it makes
Valuable gems are the ammo it takes
If you really want to try it, just give me a call
Captain Yarrface says guns for all

Yarr! A treasure gun
It's my favorite weapon
Alright, lets go and
Shoot it at a pirate

Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum

I once knew a man, who lived up a tree
He didn't like my gun, so I shot him in the knees
Now everywhere I go, the people celebrate
When they see my treasure gun, they tell me that it's great
YARR AHOY! All the pirates say
When I start to shoot my gun, they all run away
But don't be afraid, it's really quite fun
Let's fire a hundred bullets from a lovely treasure gun

One shot
Two shots
Three shots
I can't count any higher than three
So I guess it's time for a sing-a-long

Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead
And then I'll eat a loaf of bread
And then I'll sleep inside a bed
And then I'll drink some rum