Party To End All Parties

(album: Live! Be In It - 1978)

There was a rumour on the grapevine, the word had got around
There was a party going on on the wild side of town
I said to Jody: 'Do you wanna go?'
Now Jody likes to party and I knew she wouldn't say no

Well, we got the right street but we got the wrong number
Then like a shot in the dark, we heard that thunder

(Of the party to end all parties)
Wildest one in the book
(Party to end all parties)
Step inside and take a look

Motor Biking Bobby said to Sleazy Sue
'I know exactly what we are gonna do'
'We're going upstairs, gonna lock the bedroom door'
'We're gonna party till we can't party anymore'

(At the party to end all parties)
Turn of the century
(Party to end all parties)
A riot in the first degree

(Party to end all parties)
Party on the wild side of town
(Party to end all parties)
We ain't ever gonna live this down

Two guys in the bathroom, they've been there for an hour
Someone said that they were taking a shower
Jimmy couldn't wait so he kicked down the door
Found his girlfriend and the two guys having a party on the floor

There was a rumour on the grapevine, the word had got around
There was a party going on on the wild side of town
I said to Jody: 'Do you wanna go?'
Now Jody likes to party and I knew she wouldn't say no

Well, we got the right street but we got the wrong number
Then like a shot in the dark, we heard that thunder

(Of the party to end all parties)
Wildest one in the book
(Party to end all parties)
Step inside and take a look

(Party to end all parties)
Turn of the century
(Party to end all parties)
A riot in the first degree

(At the party to end all parties)
Wildest one in the book
(Party to end all parties)
Step inside and take a look at the party

(Party to end all parties)
Party on the wild side of town
(Party to end all parties)
We ain't ever gonna live this down