Giddy On The Ciggies

(album: Key Markets - 2015)

Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie

Rip roaring, mini pony munt, David Gandy, utter
Blue tits, right wing sex tips
Quick pull it out the bin Alice, let's sell it
Ebay it, rough bars, mixing tunes
We be purple polo lards, broke down on snake pass
You cunt make it up, we be fat ass fat men, Starbucks anthem
Subway, we're gonna take you down in the subway at midnight
Two shot mocha, wee wee spliff, dogger on the look out
Quick, bang it down, the motorway is our kin kingdom man

Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggies
Giddy on the ciggies
Rip roaring, Minnie Mouse
Little pony munt, David Gandy
Ripped up Tory cunt

I didn't put the call through, I just sat 'ere poisoning feeds
Profanity, fighting off the comedy working class
Its no longer 1979 you...
Photos of Bowies low won't get you a coat like Neil Kinnock's
Oh really? Humanist as opposed to your shop floor representatives
Oh no, dirty overall creased machine, I did a Thatcher
I got myself on a business scheme L-T-D
Now look at me comrade, I'm always fucking home for tea
No grovel, punch the card four week notice, notice me
Pissed out me head, key to the city

Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggies
Giddy on the ciggies
Rip roaring, Minnie Mouse
Little pony munt, David Gandy
Ripped up Tory cunt

I'll let him go, soul crushed, final warning
Trying to keep a brave face whilst his nose was running
Should of trained him properly
If ya don't take to it you get thrown off the lorry
Dusty trail, rusty rockets won't stop it
His palace ain't libel, Hugo Boss took it off, so what?
A celeb do will not justify you, end of no flash articles
No Flash Harry, no flash articles, I know people care
We all fucking care, but care don't dare it even scratch the surface
It don't even acknowledge small bumps smooth surface

Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggies
Giddy on the ciggies
Rip roaring, Minnie Mouse
Little pony munt, David Gandy
Ripped up Tory cunt

Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie
Giddy on the ciggie