Weird + Wonderful People

(album: Music For Pleasure Music For Pain - 2021)

(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Lots of snotty nosed kids
Just like little Eddie Munsters
Lots of budding Kray twins
Running round like teenaged gangsters
Crashing through your living room
Smashing all your grandpa's ludro
Trailing dogshit through your shed path
Fresh right out your Lhasa Apso

Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Your son's in his bedroom all Edgar Allen Poe
Imagine in the pendulum swinging real low
And you'll be the first one on his list you go
If that latest iPhone you promised him don't show

Oh, is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Your sister's got a haircut like Kim Jong-un
She's in love with the druggie next door, no fun
Your lover's worried about the size of her bum
Drink a little too much wine, get burned in the sun

Oh, is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)
Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
And sit yer ass down
And sit yer ass down
And sit yer ass down