Welcome To The Mario Party

(album: The Tryforce - 2019)

Welcome to the Mario Party!

1, 2, 3 and let's-a go
It's ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O
Welcome ya to my big ass fucking house up in the hills
You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills
Throwing a Mario party and your ass got invited
Ain't no need to worry or get overexcited
This ain't the kid's Mario Party, playing games up in a car
Dancing, fucking, getting drunk up in my bar
All my friends and all my enemies have gathered
Sonic's doing blow so he be running faster
Peach is lookin fly all in her dress
Mega Man's having a washer/dryer threesome, what a mess!

It's a Mario party baby
The 'tendo boys going crazy
Everybody's getting smashed and then we're gonna smash
As long as Bowser doesn't kidnap all the ladies

Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed
Head in the cloud
Wonder what the fool doing now
It's me! Luigi! My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail
Damn! This party's hotter than a club
Pikachu electrocuting playas in the tub
Crash Bandicoot getting crunk on apple juice
Forget about all of your worries 'cause the goombas getting loose
Back to the old school, Pong paddle's raising it
Talking about the roof, other paddle's blazing it
Take a hit from a Chain Chomp's mouth
Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south
Croft raiding tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews
Playas taking shots off Professor Layton's clues
Best part about the party is the lack of bros
And I'm talking about the one who just put green up on my clothes

It's a Mario party, baby
The Smokemon crew's getting hazy
The control's on cruise and the Boos are drinking booze
And if I try to hit on Samus she will slay me
I ain't expecting any guests
Must be the hundred thousand pizzas, I'm impressed
Tipping the guy a hundo for thirty minutes or less
Here we go open the door, and…oh fuck
Hey bro! It's me! Luigi is here!
Now the party can finally start for real
Well, I think I'll turn in for the night
It's getting pretty late, almost 7:45
Hey everybody I'm throwing a party and everyone here is invited
Sonic is ready to bring all the bodies around to my pad expedited
Everyone's coming so quit all your bumming about Luigi he's a dope
So jump in this pipe cause it won't end tonight, holy shit I did too much coke

Take the drugs away from Sonic please baby
Those gold coins is how you pays me
Robotnik is here but he pounded too much beer
And no one wants to fight cause we're lazy
The Mario Party ain't over, oh no
All the Koopas in the house screaming "Yolo!"
We saw, we came, we conquered the game
Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo