Rain On My Parade

(album: Friendville - 2016)

Seven days since I've seen your face
A distant memory that I can't replace
I gave you everything, but you threw it away
You wouldn't have me then and now I decay

I died a thousand times, and if there's one regret I have
The thing that makes me sad

I never got to see your boobs, I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone

The only lie that I ever told
Was "I love you," I was just being bold
I was notably patient, I did all of your math
So what if that makes me a sociopath?

The ice inside your heart sends a shiver down my cock
Right into a tube sock

I never got to see your boobs, I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
(Your what? Are you Irish or something?)

I like to have dreams about the two of us just hanging out
In front of the TV watching something on Netflix and chilling
I'm shallow as a kiddie pool and act like I'm in middle school
But your bags of sand fit in my hands, will you please just

Let me look upon your boobs? I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone

I want to see your boobs
Speculate about your boobs
Draw pictures of your boobs
I've never seen a pair of boobs