Armchair Quarterback

(album: Bad Mother Trucker - 2002)

At work your mouth stays firmly shut
While your boss asks for advice
Later at the bar behind his back you criticize

An armchair quarterback, you never have to lose
You never have to wipe the dog shit off your shoes
An armchair quarterback, do you get those armchair blues?

When your girl asks what you like
You shrug, make it her choice
When she's not around you share her failures with the boys

An armchair quarterback, you never have to lose
You never have to read your name in the reviews
An armchair quarterback, do you get those armchair blues?

Instant replay perfect hindsight
In slow motion you're always right
Watching life on tape delay
You know what happened yesterday

An armchair quarterback, you never have to lose
You never have to wipe the dog shit off your shoes
An armchair quarterback, do you get those armchair blues?

Those armchair blues