Neville Is A Nerd

(album: Bare Faced Cheek - 1987)

We all believed that Neville was a f-f-f-fine lad
But when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad
Neville is a bighead, Neville is a pain
Neville is a pratt without a brain

What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He's a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb

[Chorus:]
Neville's a hopeless case
He can never pull a bird
Neville's thick and he's got a pig face
Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd
Oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is, Neville is a nerd
Neville gets on your wick
Neville is a moron, Neville makes you sick
Oh Neville is Neville is Neville is Neville is a nerd

Oh Neville's wearing Aramus and a little touch of Brut
He thinks he will pick up a chick in his white trendy suit
Sunglasses in the disco Nev can't see too clear
He's such a burk, he trips and spills his beer

What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He's a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb

[Chorus]

Neville's nice to all the girls but it's just a bluff
Neville thinks he's Jack the lad but he's just a trendy puff
He says he's been to Tenerife and he knows Simon le Bon
But it's a codswallop coz Neville is a con

What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He's a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb

[Chorus]