Caught Up The Reeperbahn!

(album: Absurd-Ditties - 1993)

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty
When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany
She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you

Nick off is what I said, I'll please myself instead
And you can drop down dead, to Hamburg I am headed
I don't want no debates, now I'm off with me mates
Toodle oo I said stuff you!

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Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, caught red handed...
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, she said "Don't go there man"
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, oh caught up the Reeperbahn

I told her to trust me, I agree in honesty
Believe me she did not, she knew I was a sex pot
I did not feel at ease when I left the strip-tease
I screamed as she seized me!

[Chorus]

It was just a laugh, I said don't be so strict
I did not tell her what went on up the red light district
You're all the same you men, you better say auf wiedersehen
Coz you won't be coming here again!

[Chorus]